Poor Unfortunate Plants

They’re in pain, they’re in need. That one wanted to be bigger, that one wants to get the flies, so do we help them? Ah, certainly not. Now stop bringing them inside, they’re plants, not toys.

You Down With CCP?

Ready or not, here they come. We hope that you’re ready, because you can run, but you can’t hide from China, apparently.

Wait, what? Ye wants Parler?

The rapper formerly known as Kanye West is offering to buy right-wing friendly social network Parler shortly after getting locked out of Twitter and Instagram for antisemitic posts.